Toddlers in a Public Restroom

Taking your toddler in a public restroom is an interesting experience. Let me break down my experiences with Mason.

Mason: "Mommy, where are we going?"

Me: "Mommy has to go to the bathroom."

Mason: whining "But I don't have to go potty."

Me: "That's fine, but I have to go."

In the stall

Mason: loudest voice ever "Mommy, you going poopy?"

Me: whispering "Mason, sshhh, no I am going pee-pee."

Mason hears someone else going to the bathroom

Mason: loudest voice ever "EEEEWWWWW, they farted, disgusting."

Me: whispering "Mason, be quiet, don't say that."

Mason looking under the stall

Me: firm whisper "Mason, stop that & get off the floor, it's dirty."

Mason: loudest voice ever & laughing "Can I see your poopy?"

Me: "Mason, I didn't poopy, stop saying that."

washing hands

Mason: "Mommy, you poopy on your hands?"

Me: "Mason I did not poop, let's go."

walks out hoping no one heard any of that...